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pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:41 am Post subject: joke

An old southern country preacher form Georgia  had a teenage son named David

and it was getting time the boy should give  some thought to choosing a

profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't  really know what he wanted

to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about  it.

  

 One day, while the boy was away at school, his  father decided to try an

experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed  on his study table four

 objects:

  

  - a Bible,

 - a silver  dollar,

 - a bottle of whisky and

 - a Playboy  magazine

  

  I'll just hide behind the door," the old  preacher said to himself, "and

when he comes home from school this afternoon,  I'll see which object he

picks up.  If it's the Bible, he's going to be  a preacher like me, and what

a blessing that would be! If he picks up the  dollar, he's going to be a

businessman, and that would be OK, But if picks up  the bottle, he's going

to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that  would be. And worst

of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a  skirt-chasin' bum."

  

  The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard  his son's footsteps as he

entered the house whistling and headed for his  room. The boy tossed his

books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room  he spotted the objects

on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked  over to inspect them.

  

  Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it  under his arm. He picked up

the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket.  He uncorked the bottle

and took a big drink while he admired this month's  Centerfold.

  

  "Lord have mercy," the old preacher  disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna be a

pilot."

  

 Cheers

  

 Pat

  

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Steve Boetto

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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:15 am Post subject: joke

In a message dated 3/21/2007 5:42:04 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,  pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com writes:

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    "Lord have mercy," the old preacher    disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna be a

pilot."

    

   Cheers

    

   Pat

	


 

 Hi  Pat,   I believe you are confusing the word "Pilot" with  the word "Preacher" 

  

 Sorry Rev. Pike, It's not my Joke

  

 sb

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rlaird

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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:30 am Post subject: joke

Actually, the original joke's punchline was that he was going to become a politician.



  -- Robert



On 3/21/07, N27SB(at)aol.com  (N27SB(at)aol.com) <N27SB(at)aol.com (N27SB(at)aol.com)> wrote:[quote]      In a message dated 3/21/2007 5:42:04 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,  pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com (pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com) writes:

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    "Lord have mercy," the old preacher    disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna be a

pilot."

    

   Cheers

    

   Pat

	


 

 Hi  Pat,   I believe you are confusing the word "Pilot" with  the word "Preacher" 

  

 Sorry Rev. Pike, It's not my Joke

  

 sb

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Richard Pike

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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:49 am Post subject: Re: joke

As soon as I first started reading Pat's joke, I recognized it, (heard it years ago, when I was a teenager) and knew the punchline was going to be "politician."



When I read, "pilot," my thought was "Hmmm, senility must be setting in, the poor man can't remember punchlines."



When I read "preacher," I thought the same thing. 



So sad. 



You guys make sure that you get 2 seat Kolbs, so somebody else can go along as Pilot-In-Command and gently guide you home when you forget where you are at, or where you meant to go. <grin>



Richard Pike

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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:35 am Post subject: joke

Maybe they should consider 3 seater versions. That way they will have room 

for breathing machines, walkers and care providers!



Snafu






As soon as I first started reading Pat's joke, I recognized it, (heard it 

years ago, when I was a teenager) and knew the punchline was going to be 

"politician."



When I read, "pilot," my thought was "Hmmm, senility must be setting in, the 

poor man can't remember punchlines."



When I read "preacher," I thought the same thing.



So sad.



You guys make sure that you get 2 seat Kolbs, so somebody else can go along 

as Pilot-In-Command and gently guide you home when you forget where you are 

at, or where you meant to go.



Richard Pike

MKIII N420P (420ldPoops)

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:07 am Post subject: joke

I first started reading Pat's joke, I recognized it>>



Hi Chuck, it is a given that there is no such thing as a `new` joke. Only 

variations.

We tell jokes against the Irish. You tell them against Polacks etc. I asked 

a visiting African if they did the same and if so, who was the butt?

"The Ibo`s" he replied. Apparently they are a small tribe up in the 

headwaters of the local river. "Same jokes"? I asked. "Just the same" was 

the answer.



Though how you translate a joke about the Irish Everest Climbing Team 

failing because the scaffolding fell down into Ibo  I

 really do not know .



Cheers



Pat



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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:21 am Post subject: joke

On 3/22/07, pat ladd <pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com (pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com)> wrote: 	  Quote: 	
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Though how you translate a joke about the Irish Everest Climbing Team

failing because the scaffolding fell down into Ibo  I 

 really do not know . 	


Ok, well, THAT was funny, AND I think it was new, so, you just proved yourself wrong!  



  -- Robert



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pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:24 am Post subject: joke

AND I think it was new, >>

  

 only to you Bob. Thats how comedians work. There is  always someone who hasn`t heard it.

  

 Cheers

  

 Pat

  

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