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deneals(at)deneals.com
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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: My Nightmare |
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This is REALLY A LOW FOR YOU, NICO
I just know you must have sent this to the Commander list in error. But now
we all know how you REALLY feel.
PS This is old and has been around a while.
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St. Louis - Cincinnati
1997 SL500
http://deneals.com <http://deneals.com/>
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nico(at)cybersuperstore.c
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject: My Nightmare |
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Funny thing is, if the implication was the other way around, I would have found it equally humorous. Sorry if I offended anyone. THAT would be new low for me.
Anyway, it was sent by mistake.
N.
From: owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com [mailto:owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com] On Behalf Of Deneal Schilmeister
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2007 10:14 PM
To: commander-list(at)matronics.com
Subject: RE: FW: My Nightmare
This is REALLY A LOW FOR YOU, NICO
I just know you must have sent this to the Commander list in error. But now we all know how you REALLY feel.
PS This is old and has been around a while.
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[b]Deneal Schilmeister[/b][b], ATP LearJet[/b]
St. Louis - Cincinnati
1997 SL500
http://deneals.com
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From: owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com [mailto:owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com] On Behalf Of nico css
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2007 10:29 PM
To: 'art la combe'
Subject: Commander-List: FW: My Nightmare
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My nightmare.
It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could imagine.
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed and I was looking at a
mirror on the ceiling and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm
also circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to
find my driver license photo - and it was that same color.
Black! No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed,
downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should
be black and Jewish and disabled.' 'It's the pure and holy truth',
whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it's my Boyfriend.
Just what I needed!!!
I am a homosexual whore and on top of that, I have a Mexican boyfriend.
Sonofabitch!!!! Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a
Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo...I'm Bald!!!
The telephone rings. It's my brother He is saying, 'Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and lay around all
day doing nothing.
Get a job you worthless piece of crap.
A job! Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black,
Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it.
Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!
With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a
shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere .
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker....Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend,
a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid
with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,
'Sweetiepie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who
are you going to vote for in the Primary?
'Hillary or Barack?', Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!!
I can handle being a black disabled one armed drug addicted Jewish queer
on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in
a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but PLEASE, don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:54 am Post subject: Re: My Nightmare |
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No offense here Nico. Id shoot myself if I ever woke up and found out I was a democrat.
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jtaddington(at)verizon.ne
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:10 am Post subject: My Nightmare |
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No offense here either, Nico, and I would consider shooting my self too Milt
if I was in that situation.
Jim Addington ATP L-1011
N444BD
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steve2(at)sover.net
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:20 am Post subject: My Nightmare |
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You guys let me know if you need any help. Always glad to lend a hand.
Steve
(Recovered Democrat, registered independent.)
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nico(at)cybersuperstore.c
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:20 am Post subject: My Nightmare |
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THAT was funny, Steve.
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jtaddington(at)verizon.ne
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:02 am Post subject: My Nightmare |
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If I need your help I will let you know but, they probably won't let you in
the institution with a gun.
When I find my island, that I can buy, and become the king, I will, (as an
old guy I flew with a long time ago would say), make Adolph Eichmann look
like a social director. There will be no Demarcates and very few Republicans
and no layers on my island. Common sense will return. It is not that I vote
for any of them, but that I am voting against most of them.
Jim A
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dowens(at)aerialviewpoint
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:16 am Post subject: My Nightmare |
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Nico...
Thank you for making a mistake... I have sent this to the hate crimes people for them to evaluate... I wonder if they are Dems too???
hehehe... Merry Christmas Everyone. I thought it was funny anyway.
David Owens
Aerial Viewpoint
N14AV
AC-500A-Colemill
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WINGFLYER1(at)aol.com
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:42 am Post subject: My Nightmare |
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Hey guys, don`t forget to throw the CPAs/Acountants in the mix as well. In fact, the only perfect people I know is YOU and Me and I`m not real sure about YOU./. SO hard to be HUMBLE when you`re PERFECT in EVERY way! God Bless all of you Perfect people and PRAY for the rest of us poor Souls.
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dowens(at)aerialviewpoint
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:12 pm Post subject: My Nightmare |
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WINGFLYER:
OK!
David Owens
Aerial Viewpoint
N14AV
AC-500A-Colemill
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bobf(at)feldtman.com
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:03 pm Post subject: My Nightmare |
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From a newlsetter i get --
just the facts - not "political" but realize --
Currently, Congress is considering legislation: - To impose a 4% surcharge on individuals and families on income above US$150,000 and US$200,000, respectively. That surcharge would rise to 4.6% on individual and family income above US$200,000 and US$500,000.
- To allow the tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 to expire. Here, Congress doesn't need to lift a finger. The 15% tax rate on most long-term capital gains and qualified dividend income expires at the end of 2010. Beginning in 2011, dividends will be taxed at your marginal tax rate. Capital gains rates will return to 20% (10% for low-income Americans). The top marginal tax rate will increase from 35% today to 39.6%. Finally, estate tax would apply at a maximum rate of 55% on estates larger than US$1 million (US$2 million for a married couple).
- To eliminate the US$97,000 ceiling on Social Security tax payments. A self-employed American making US$250,000 a year currently pays US$12,125 in Social Security taxes. If the threshold were eliminated, that tax will jump to US$31,250.
- To tax publicly traded partnerships (i.e., investments for which you receive a K-1 each year) at the 35% corporate rate instead of the current 15% capital gains rate.
- To greatly reduce your ability to avoid paying tax in deferred compensation arrangements.
- To impose a "mark-to-market" exit tax on individuals who give up their U.S. citizenship or long-term residence to avoid tax.
Think about it - There are candidates on both sides of the aisles that would sign off on all of the above - not just the Demoncrats....
Think I'll stick with the only ex Air Force flight surgeon in the presidential field............. now you can go figure that out!
bobf
(ex AF flight surgeon 
On 12/21/07, David Owens <dowens(at)aerialviewpoint.com (dowens(at)aerialviewpoint.com)> wrote: [quote] WINGFLYER:
OK!
David Owens
Aerial Viewpoint
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nick(at)container.com
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:46 pm Post subject: My Nightmare |
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I’m with you ,Ron Paul for President! The only candidate that would cut wasteful Federal spending ,reduce Federal income tax and obey the Constitution…nick ( ex USMC infantry)
From: owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com [mailto:owner-commander-list-server(at)matronics.com] On Behalf Of Robert Feldtman
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 2:01 PM
To: commander-list(at)matronics.com
Subject: Re: Re: My Nightmare
From a newlsetter i get --
just the facts - not "political" but realize --
Currently, Congress is considering legislation: - To impose a 4% surcharge on individuals and families on income above US$150,000 and US$200,000, respectively. That surcharge would rise to 4.6% on individual and family income above US$200,000 and US$500,000.
- To allow the tax cuts of 2001 and 2003 to expire. Here, Congress doesn't need to lift a finger. The 15% tax rate on most long-term capital gains and qualified dividend income expires at the end of 2010. Beginning in 2011, dividends will be taxed at your marginal tax rate. Capital gains rates will return to 20% (10% for low-income Americans). The top marginal tax rate will increase from 35% today to 39.6%. Finally, estate tax would apply at a maximum rate of 55% on estates larger than US$1 million (US$2 million for a married couple).
- To eliminate the US$97,000 ceiling on Social Security tax payments. A self-employed American making US$250,000 a year currently pays US$12,125 in Social Security taxes. If the threshold were eliminated, that tax will jump to US$31,250.
- To tax publicly traded partnerships (i.e., investments for which you receive a K-1 each year) at the 35% corporate rate instead of the current 15% capital gains rate.
- To greatly reduce your ability to avoid paying tax in deferred compensation arrangements.
- To impose a "mark-to-market" exit tax on individuals who give up their U.S. citizenship or long-term residence to avoid tax.
Think about it - There are candidates on both sides of the aisles that would sign off on all of the above - not just the Demoncrats....
Think I'll stick with the only ex Air Force flight surgeon in the presidential field............. now you can go figure that out!
bobf
(ex AF flight surgeon
On 12/21/07, David Owens <dowens(at)aerialviewpoint.com (dowens(at)aerialviewpoint.com)> wrote:
WINGFLYER:
OK!
David Owens
Aerial Viewpoint
N14AV
AC-500A-Colemill
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WINGFLYER1(at)aol.com
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| Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: My Nightmare |
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It really SCAREY to think of the idiots running our country on both sides of the aisle!
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