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Possums

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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: Rats Inc.

At 10:08 AM 12/18/2008, you wrote:



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 So far it is rats - 3 and me - 0.  That have tripped the rat traps three times, liked the peanut butter off clean, without getting caught.

 	




 Dear Investors, 

 This is of the utmost urgency. The following is the "sleeper of all sleepers." Please send your check in the amount of $50,000 immediately. We are limiting each participant to one unit. You can understand after reading this once in a lifetime offer.



 A group of us are considering investing in a large cat ranch near Hermosillo, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather small with about one million cats. Each cat averages about twelve kittens a year; skins can be sold for about 20 cents for the white ones and up to 40 cents for the black. This will give us twelve million cat skins per year to sell at an average price of around 32 cents, making our gross revenue about $3 million a year. This really averages out to about $10,000 a day (excluding Sundays and holidays, of course).



 A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats each day, at a wage of $13.15 a day. It will take 663 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day. Your $50,000 investment would be recovered in 6.1 days, which beats the stock market don't ya know. 



 Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply four times faster than cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent to our cat farm for the rats. If we start with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat per day. The rats will be fed on the carcasses of the cats that we skin. This will give each rat a quarter of a cat. You can see by this that the business is a clean operation; self-supporting and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the cats and we will get the skins

 Time is of the essence. Any hesitation on your part would be sheer disaster. Become a millionaire with us through knowledgeable investments. 



 Send your cashier's check today to: 



 Possums Inc.

 Kennesaw, 

 Georgia, USA, Earth



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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: Rats Inc.

Possums,

 

  What a wonderful business opportunity (unless, of course, you happen to be a cat or a rat).

 

  This plan has all the promise of your finest government program.  Highly profitable, self-

supportive, tremendous positives all around.  Promises abound!!!

 

  I'll run down to my local Post Office tomorrow and submit my tax payment...er, investment.

I can't wait to see the millions and millions of dollars roll in.  

 

  I beg your indulgence to make a special allowance in my case, (you know..."just for you"),

Please allow me to purchase four units immediately ($200,000).

 

Mike Welch

Can't wait till the money rolls in!!!

 

PS.  BTW, have you considered locating near Detroit?  If I'm not mistaken, there are about to be 

a huge unemployed work force very soon.  I'm sure they'll work cheap, then!



Dear Investors, 

This is of the utmost urgency. The following is the "sleeper of all sleepers." Please send your check in the amount of $50,000 immediately. We are limiting each participant to one unit. You can understand after reading this once in a lifetime offer.



A group of us are considering investing in a large cat ranch near Hermosillo, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather small with about one million cats. Each cat averages about twelve kittens a year; skins can be sold for about 20 cents for the white ones and up to 40 cents for the black. This will give us twelve million cat skins per year to sell at an average price of around 32 cents, making our gross revenue about $3 million a year. This really averages out to about $10,000 a day (excluding Sundays and holidays, of course).



A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats each day, at a wage of $13.15 a day. It will take 663 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day. Your $50,000 investment would be recovered in 6.1 days, which beats the stock market don't ya know. 



Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply four times faster than cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent to our cat farm for the rats. If we start with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat per day. The rats will be fed on the carcasses of the cats that we skin. This will give each rat a quarter of a cat. You can see by this that the business is a clean operation; self-supporting and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the cats and we will get the skins

Time is of the essence. Any hesitation on your part would be sheer disaster. Become a millionaire with us through knowledgeable investments. 



Send your cashier's check today to: 



Possums Inc.

Kennesaw, 

Georgia, USA, Earth



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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: Rats Inc.

PossumsSomehow this sounds like something the US Congress thought up!

Maybe  even Wall Street

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On Dec 18, 2008, at 8:16 PM, possums wrote:

[quote] At 10:08 AM 12/18/2008, you wrote:



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 So far it is rats - 3 and me - 0.  That have tripped the rat traps three times, liked the peanut butter off clean, without getting caught.

 	




 Dear Investors, 

 This is of the utmost urgency. The following is the "sleeper of all sleepers." Please send your check in the amount of $50,000 immediately. We are limiting each participant to one unit. You can understand after reading this once in a lifetime offer.



 A group of us are considering investing in a large cat ranch near Hermosillo, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather small with about one million cats. Each cat averages about twelve kittens a year; skins can be sold for about 20 cents for the white ones and up to 40 cents for the black. This will give us twelve million cat skins per year to sell at an average price of around 32 cents, making our gross revenue about $3 million a year. This really averages out to about $10,000 a day (excluding Sundays and holidays, of course).



 A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats each day, at a wage of $13.15 a day. It will take 663 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day. Your $50,000 investment would be recovered in 6.1 days, which beats the stock market don't ya know. 



 Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply four times faster than cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent to our cat farm for the rats. If we start with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat per day. The rats will be fed on the carcasses of the cats that we skin. This will give each rat a quarter of a cat. You can see by this that the business is a clean operation; self-supporting and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the cats and we will get the skins

 Time is of the essence. Any hesitation on your part would be sheer disaster. Become a millionaire with us through knowledgeable investments. 



 Send your cashier's check today to: 



 Possums Inc.

 Kennesaw, 

 Georgia, USA, Earth



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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject: Rats Inc.

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 So far it is rats - 3 and me - 0.  That have tripped the rat traps three

 times, liked the peanut butter off clean, without getting caught.


	


I tried to tell you... drown 'em.  No rat can swim for very long.



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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:39 am Post subject: Rats Inc.

I will be sending a check immediately drawn on my Madoff Investor's account.BB



On 18, Dec 2008, at 8:16 PM, possums wrote:

[quote] At 10:08 AM 12/18/2008, you wrote:



  	  Quote: 	
		   

 So far it is rats - 3 and me - 0.  That have tripped the rat traps three times, liked the peanut butter off clean, without getting caught.

 	




 Dear Investors, 

 This is of the utmost urgency. The following is the "sleeper of all sleepers." Please send your check in the amount of $50,000 immediately. We are limiting each participant to one unit. You can understand after reading this once in a lifetime offer.



 A group of us are considering investing in a large cat ranch near Hermosillo, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather small with about one million cats. Each cat averages about twelve kittens a year; skins can be sold for about 20 cents for the white ones and up to 40 cents for the black. This will give us twelve million cat skins per year to sell at an average price of around 32 cents, making our gross revenue about $3 million a year. This really averages out to about $10,000 a day (excluding Sundays and holidays, of course).



 A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats each day, at a wage of $13.15 a day. It will take 663 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day. Your $50,000 investment would be recovered in 6.1 days, which beats the stock market don't ya know. 



 Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply four times faster than cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent to our cat farm for the rats. If we start with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat per day. The rats will be fed on the carcasses of the cats that we skin. This will give each rat a quarter of a cat. You can see by this that the business is a clean operation; self-supporting and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the cats and we will get the skins

 Time is of the essence. Any hesitation on your part would be sheer disaster. Become a millionaire with us through knowledgeable investments. 



 Send your cashier's check today to: 



 Possums Inc.

 Kennesaw, 

 Georgia, USA, Earth



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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:56 am Post subject: Rats Inc.

Sounds good.  Count me in as well.  As  soon as I hear from the Nigerians.

  

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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject: Rats Inc.

You may think possum came up with this on his own,but I THINK I saw this on the Rat-list a couple months back.

 

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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject: Rats Inc.

PossumsYou didn't mention one big advantage to your plan (which is a great one!) -- it gives worthwhile and enjoyable employment to the thousands of yuppies who have blown out their olfactory lobes  by stuffing various items up their noses --

somehow I doubt anyone else would go near your ranch(es).

Where are all these 'Cat skinners' I hear about?

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On Dec 18, 2008, at 8:16 PM, possums wrote:

[quote] At 10:08 AM 12/18/2008, you wrote:



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 So far it is rats - 3 and me - 0.  That have tripped the rat traps three times, liked the peanut butter off clean, without getting caught.

 	




 Dear Investors, 

 This is of the utmost urgency. The following is the "sleeper of all sleepers." Please send your check in the amount of $50,000 immediately. We are limiting each participant to one unit. You can understand after reading this once in a lifetime offer.



 A group of us are considering investing in a large cat ranch near Hermosillo, Mexico. It is our purpose to start rather small with about one million cats. Each cat averages about twelve kittens a year; skins can be sold for about 20 cents for the white ones and up to 40 cents for the black. This will give us twelve million cat skins per year to sell at an average price of around 32 cents, making our gross revenue about $3 million a year. This really averages out to about $10,000 a day (excluding Sundays and holidays, of course).



 A good Mexican cat man can skin about 50 cats each day, at a wage of $13.15 a day. It will take 663 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would be over $8,200 per day. Your $50,000 investment would be recovered in 6.1 days, which beats the stock market don't ya know. 



 Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply four times faster than cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent to our cat farm for the rats. If we start with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat per day. The rats will be fed on the carcasses of the cats that we skin. This will give each rat a quarter of a cat. You can see by this that the business is a clean operation; self-supporting and really automatic throughout. The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the cats and we will get the skins

 Time is of the essence. Any hesitation on your part would be sheer disaster. Become a millionaire with us through knowledgeable investments. 



 Send your cashier's check today to: 



 Possums Inc.

 Kennesaw, 

 Georgia, USA, Earth



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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject: Rats Inc.

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Where are all these 'Cat skinners' I hear about?

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Mexico? - maybe the UK ........ don't remember where I plagiarized it from.



Maybe we can use "Spanish Hamsters" instead of rats.



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