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Funny - Smarter than a 5th grader?

 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Funny - Smarter than a 5th grader? Reply with quote

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    Some time ago I was looking through the archived JSC newsletters.  There are some interesting articles and interviews from the early days of the space program.  It's not my aim to tell you about those though.  They had an issue around 1969 when we first went to the moon.  They had some funny write-ins from young people in the local area.  One that I spotted and copied to my desktop was sent in by a fifth grader.  Sorry in advance to: pilots C Naval officers C women C furry animals C etc. etc.  Anyhow C I got a good laugh out of it.
 
"I want to be a Navy pilot when I grow up because it is fun and easy to do.  Pilots don't need much school C they just have to learn numbers so they can read instruments.  I guess they should be able to read maps so they can find their way if they are lost.  Pilots should be brave so they won't be scared if it's foggy and they can't see if a wing or motor falls off they should stay calm so they'll know what to do.  Pilots have to have good eyes so they can see through clouds and they can't be afraid of lightning or thunder because they are closer to them then we are.  The salary that pilots make is another thing I like.  They make more money than they can spend.  This is because most people think that airplane flying is dangerous except pilots don't because they know how easy it is.  There isn't much that I don't like C except girls like pilots and all the stewardesses want to marry them so they always have to chase them away so they don't bother them.  I hope that I don't get airsick because if I do I couldn't be a pilot and would have to go to work."
 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:37 pm    Post subject: Funny - Smarter than a 5th grader? Reply with quote

Funny...thanks for sharing it.

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