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fklein(at)orcasonline.com
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 Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:33 pm Post subject: terror alerts |
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Gentlemen,
Please allow a Yank a bit of levity.
Fred
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| Quote: | | Quote: | The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"
or even "A Bit Cross."
The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when
tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was
during the great fire of 1666.
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The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get
the Bastards".
They don't have any other levels.
This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British
army for the last 300 years.
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It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly"
to "Elaborate Military Posturing."
Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
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New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!".
New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shit, I
hope Austrulia will come and rescue us".
In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather
together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".
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Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries"
to "She'll be right, mate".
Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to
cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled".
So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level. |
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[quote] | Quote: | Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of
their allies, just in case.
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craigb(at)onthenet.com.au
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| Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:54 pm Post subject: terror alerts |
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Thats very good fred, And no way will the barbie be cancelled
craig
VH-XSV in OZ
[quote]
Please allow a Yank a bit of levity.
Fred
do not archive
| Quote: | | Quote: | The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated"
or even "A Bit Cross."
The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when
tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was
during the great fire of 1666.
*************************************************************************************************
The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get
the Bastards".
They don't have any other levels.
This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British
army for the last 300 years.
***************************************************************************************************
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly"
to "Elaborate Military Posturing."
Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
************************************************************************************************** |
| Quote: |
New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!".
New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shit, I
hope Austrulia will come and rescue us".
In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather
together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".
*****************************************************************************************************
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries"
to "She'll be right, mate".
Three more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to
cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled".
So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level. |
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| Quote: | | Quote: | Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of
their allies, just in case.
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