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jsimons2

Joined: 26 May 2006
Posts: 19
Location: Burlington, NC

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Hi all,

    I believe that I am in deep sh**. Today I ordered my plans for a Zodiac CH 601 HDS without telling my wife that I was even near ordering plans. How much longer do I have to live? (Read as "How long does it take for the plans to arrive?") How long do I have to get the dog house in order and liveable? HELLLLLLLLLP!!!



Jerome

Almost a "scrap" builder (if I live)

Just waiting on plans now.

JAPhillipsGA(at)aol.com
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Jerome, lie to her. That and drink heavily. Worked for all the rest of us. Right guys ? 

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randy(at)shadycreekoutlaw
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Ah... you'll live through the $$$'s for the plans....  After you order a $2K 

pallet of 6061-T6 aluminum sheet...let me know, I'll send up a prayer for 

you...  



Randy

XL - Wings - Plans Only

http://www.n344rb.com



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gboothe(at)calply.com
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Jerome,



Seems like it was 7-10 days, pretty quick. Don't worry. When we all got

kicked out we gathered at Battle Mountain, Nevada. Getting to be quite a

large group...Oh, nobody told you?



Gary Boothe

Cool, CA

601 HDSTD, WW Conversion

Tail done, working on wings....



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p.mulwitz(at)worldnet.att
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Airplane? What airplane? I don't see any airplane?



 Paul

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randy(at)shadycreekoutlaw
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Yeah, convince her that SHE is the one on drugs and  halucinating...seeing planes..parts..large invoices..  LOL!

  

 Randy

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marinegunner(at)gmail.com
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:04 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Put the plans in the doghouse and work on the airplane there. She will never look in the doghouse - consider making the doghouse bigger.

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Semper Fi,

Steven R. Hulland

CH 600, Amado, AZ



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ggower_99(at)yahoo.com
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Jerome,



IF your wife is "that type"       You have only one option:  

Imagine you airplane as an affair with a lady and you are getting very involved...   



Keep it in secret as much as you can,   once she finds out (they always find out, sooner or later),  there is no way around, only one thing she can do...  Accept you with "her" or look for a job    Dont forget to get a shirt with this writen:

"My ex want me to quit flying"   



Normally  tuff women are like that because the husband doesnt put the rules since the beguining or marriage.   Is dificult to understand that a man spends most (sometimes all) of the money he earnes,  to be treated as a slave!   

Is like going to a very expensive restaurant and eating what they give you without the chance to choose    The one that pays is the one that gives the  orders.



Marriage Democracy?  B****t.           



A friend here had similar problem with wife when buying his airplane.  He solve it fast this way:



Told her that men are always grown up kids      

(Wifes always say that)         So kids need toys to play...

If he cant play with airplanes,  he might go an play with Barbies     

He bought the plane that week!



Saludos

Gary Gower.

Yes, Mexican   

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LHusky(at)aol.com
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Do what I did.  Tell her your building her a new dishwasher.  It  will be ready soon!!  

  

 Larry 

 Building Fuse.......Oh, I mean dishwasher!!

nfivesl(at)yahoo.com
Guest

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:31 am Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Jerome:



I too have a friend, Boudreaux who had an old mule.  A

few years ago he married a young bride.  As he was

leaving the church in his buggy still with rice in his

hair, young bride by his side, the mule started acting

up.  Boudreaux yells "Mule, that's ONE!"  The mule

straightened up and trotted along down the road.  A

few minutes later the mule started misbehaving and Boo

shouts "Mule, that's TWO!"  The mule then dutifully

trotted pulling the cart.  



Sure enough, a short time later the mule is back to

his old tricks.  Boo jumps up and shouts "Mule, that's

THREE!" then pulls out his shot gun and kills the mule

dead right there.  Seeing this, his young bride starts

 histerically screaming "why did you do that?" and to

that Boo yells "Wife, that's One!" 



Scott Laughlin

Friend of Boo

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 <jsimons4(at)triad.rr.com>

 

 Hi all,

     I believe that I am in deep sh**. Today I

 ordered my plans 


	


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naumuk(at)alltel.net
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:39 am Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Just hope you can finish the plane before you can't qualify for a driver's 

license.

                                                                    Bill

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dclaytx2(at)hotmail.com
Guest

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:39 am Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Hey Jerome,



I just reminded my sweet wife of all those great trips we could take in our 

own airplane and she was sold. In fact, if she thinks I'm not spending 

enough time building she gets on my case.



Dave



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pacificpainting(at)comcas
Guest

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:58 am Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Hey Dave,



Does your wife have a sister like her that I could trade my wife for?



Dave in Salem



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Flydog1966(at)aol.com
Guest

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:27 am Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Make the dog house big enough for a 12 foot work bench.

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BobTezyk

Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 38
Location: Midlothian, TX

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:06 pm Post subject: Re: Deep trouble!!

If you are lucky, you will only have to endure a round of retaliatory spending.  If you are not, she will buff your gonads with 60 grit sand paper one night this week.   



 Bob :lol:

charlesd1(at)telkomsa.net
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:54 am Post subject: Deep trouble!!

Just beware of A.I.D.S. - Aviation Induced Divorce  Syndrome  

  

  

 Cheers, Charles

  

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