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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Deep trouble!! for you jsimons Reply with quote

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him
unmercifully.

always complaining about something. The only time he
got any relief was when he was out plowing with his
old mule.

He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him
lunch in the field.
He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a
stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his
wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag;
it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both
hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head.
Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister
noticed something rather odd.

When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he
would listen for a minute, then nod his head in
agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he
would listen for a minute, then shake his head in
disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask
the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old
farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and
agreed with the women, but always shook his head and
disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up
and say something about how nice my wife looked, or
how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in
agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

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--- jsimons2 <jsimons4(at)triad.rr.com> wrote:

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<jsimons4(at)triad.rr.com>

Hi all,
I believe that I am in deep sh**. Today I
ordered my plans for a Zodiac CH 601 HDS without
telling my wife that I was even near ordering plans.
How much longer do I have to live? (Read as "How
long does it take for the plans to arrive?") How
long do I have to get the dog house in order and
liveable? HELLLLLLLLLP!!!

Jerome
Almost a "scrap" builder (if I live)
Just waiting on plans now.




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