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 Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:57 am Post subject: The Dog Story |
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A little levity for the Saturday! Has not got a damned thing to do with flying but everybody needs a good belly laugh every now and then!
Doc
Roger "Doc" Kemp
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| Quote: | Subject: Fw: The Dog Story
I was in the check out line at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack as he staggered out the door laughing loudly. |
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