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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:20 pm Post subject: I'm enjoying retirement |
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Has nothing to do with flying but is guarnteed to put a smile on your face!
Doc
Roger "Doc" Kemp
viperdoc(at)mindspring.com (viperdoc(at)mindspring.com)
Aint no sound like a Radial
[quote] Subject: I'm enjoying retirement
Quote: | Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi turd." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that he was putting t he tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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