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EAFerguson(at)aol.com
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:19 am Post subject: Seasons Greetings

Greetings to all. The Lightning community is a great bunch. However, as an  engineer, I couldn't help but note the error in the Santa calculations. The base  assumption is that there is only one Santa and one sleigh. Wrong, Santa realized  many generations ago that a solo mission would be impossible, so he cloned  himself. The exact number of clones is unknown, but alas, there are  never quite enough .

  

  To my progressive friends:

  

  Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best  wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,  non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,  practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the  religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with  respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or  their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish  you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated  recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not  without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose  contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that  America is necessarily  greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western  Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race,  creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the  wishee. 

  

 To my Republican friends:

  

 Merry Christmas and a Happy New year.

  

  

  Earl Ferguson,  P.E.





See AOL's top rated recipes and easy ways to stay in shape for winter.

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pequeajim

Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Posts: 708
Location: New Holland, PA

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:52 am Post subject: Seasons Greetings

WoW!

  

 Makes me proud to be an engineer.

  

 Jim Langley P.E.



 

 On 12/22/07, EAFerguson(at)aol.com (EAFerguson(at)aol.com) <EAFerguson(at)aol.com (EAFerguson(at)aol.com)> wrote: [quote]  Greetings to all. The Lightning community is a great bunch. However, as an engineer, I couldn't help but note the error in the Santa calculations. The base assumption is that there is only one Santa and one sleigh. Wrong, Santa realized many generations ago that a solo mission would be impossible, so he cloned himself. The exact number of clones is unknown, but alas, there are never quite enough . 

  

  To my progressive friends:

  

  Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within  the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.  

  

 To my Republican friends:

  

 Merry Christmas and a Happy New year.

  

  

  Earl Ferguson, P.E.





   See AOL's  top rated recipes and  easy ways to stay in shape for winter.



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