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 Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject: [Fwd: Frank Feldman] |
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Can we keep this on topic?
On Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 2:46 PM, RScott <rscott(at)cascadeaccess.com (rscott(at)cascadeaccess.com)> wrote:
[quote] --> AeroElectric-List message posted by: RScott <rscott(at)cascadeaccess.com (rscott(at)cascadeaccess.com)>
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
"Perfect timing. You're just like Frank"
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that
to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like
an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard
him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.
Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer.
Could remember everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me.
I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.
But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake,
and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong;
and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too --
he was the perfect man!
He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank.
I just married his f*cking widow."
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