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HawkerPilot2015

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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

I have two military issued flight suits (tan) that I am getting rid of. 



They go to the first person that can answer the following question. 



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



Show your math. 

Shipping cost only.

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wise(at)txc.net.au
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

I have one better

If woodstock would stock wood, how much wood would woodstock stock.



What size are they, I am a big guy. take XXXl



Cheers,

Chris

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HawkerPilot2015

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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: Re: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

42 Long

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vectorwarbirds(at)aol.com
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

 

 We've got a couple of new flight students that wear 42L, send them on after we have taken all comers!!

 

 Gary 'Bunndini' Bunn

 Vector Warbirds USA

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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:22 pm Post subject: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

It goes without saying that Bundinni deserves  the suits.

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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:23 am Post subject: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

What is a 2X. The mil spec flight suits are issued in sizes Like 28R to 50R

or L. As for the woodchuck...

Viperdoc



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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:26 am Post subject: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

Ok I’ll finish my As for the woodchuck…shoot the SOB while you can still exercise you 2nd amendment rights!  

Doc  

     

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Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

 

 We've got a couple of new flight students that wear 42L, send them on after we have taken all comers!!

 

 Gary 'Bunndini' Bunn

 Vector Warbirds USA

 www.vectorwarbirds.com    

    

   

    

   

  

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HawkerPilot2015

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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:47 pm Post subject: Re: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

 	  viperdoc(at)mindspring.co wrote: 	
		  What is a 2X. The mil spec flight suits are issued in sizes Like 28R to 50R

or L. As for the woodchuck...

Viperdoc



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2 of them...as in 2 X 42 Long...



I have submitted Bunndini's math for verification and correctness. The person I have chosen to administer the verification is Henry Paulson...I hear he is pretty good with math and stuff. 



As for Chuck Norris, I submit that he has a contender for baddest dude ever. Jack Bauer could be considered as Chuck's successor, if there can be one. If nothing else, I would venture to say that Bauer has better cell phone service in addition to a battery with infinite life. Plus he has the capability to cover great distances between commercials easier than Norris. 



I am just saying.....it might be worth considering. Thoughts?

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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:24 pm Post subject: 2 X Tan (desert) military issue flight suits. 42 Long

I believe we must all bow to the all powerful Chuck Norris, so before you go any further I suggest you review the website below before nominating others to take Mr. Norris's place.  We all must be sure that whoever might be considered have the same powers that Mr. Norris does.  That is going to be hard to fill that Gi in my opinion, wood chucks and chucking wood notwithstanding.

 

 http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

 

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