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(Off-topic) Cardiac arrest as opposed to house arrest.

 
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:16 pm    Post subject: (Off-topic) Cardiac arrest as opposed to house arrest. Reply with quote

From: owner-kitfox-list-server(at)matronics.com [mailto:owner-kitfox-list-server(at)matronics.com] On Behalf Of Guy Buchanan
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2008 1:47 PM
To: kitfox-list(at)matronics.com
Subject: Re: Re: (Off-topic) Cardiac arrest



At 03:14 AM 12/23/2008, you wrote:


If a person survives cardiac arrest, what are the mental deficits that can be expected?
At least one good night’s sleep compliments of some little white pills that taste terrible! Other deficits may include a fear of good red meat!

Can a person regain 100% of brain function or is the brain irreparably damaged?
Well if your brain functions at 100% for god’s sake don’t tell any one... Most of us suffer along at something less than 10% efficiency.

How long after cardiac arrest can a person be revived if you apply a defibrillator...
That depends on whether or not you are in the will!

I mean how many minutes after the attack is there no chance of bringing the victim back.
Three days... If you are lucky you will be Irish... That means one less drunk at the wake! If you are unlucky that one drunk less will be you.

For each minute, what is the percentage of immediate recovery?
Immediate recovery is no measured in percent ... Immediacy being time should be measured in seconds Therefore the answer is... 60 Seconds

Do I really need to say that this is wildly off-topic? Please reply off-line unless adequately humorous. (Thanks Paul.)
I agree hope my wild stab at humor will put this one into necrosis.

Merry Christmas

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