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steveg(at)redmondair.com
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:35 am    Post subject: New Stock Market Terms Reply with quote
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[b]New[/b] Stock Market Terms

[b][b] [/b][/b][b]CEO[/b][b] – Chief [/b]Embezzlement[b] Officer[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]





[b] [/b][b]CFO[/b][b] - Corporate Fraud Officer[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]


[b] [/b][b]BULL MARKET[/b][b] – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius[/b]

[b] [/b][b]BEAR MARKET[/b][b] – a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b][b]VALUE INVESTING[/b][b] – The art of buying low and selling lower.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]P/E RATIO[/b][b] – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]BROKER[/b][b] – What my [/b]financial planner[b] has made me.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
STANDARD & POOR[b] – Your life in a nutshell.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]STOCK ANALYST[/b][b] – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]STOCK SPLIT[/b][b] – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]MARKET CORRECTION[/b][b] – The day after you buy stocks.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]CASH FLOW[/b][b] – The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
YAHOO[b] – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]WINDOWS[/b][b] – What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR[/b][b] – Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.[/b]
[b] [/b]
[b] [/b][b]PROFIT[/b][b] – an [/b]archaic word[b] no longer in use.[/b]

LIQUIDITY - When you look at your investments and wet your pants.






[b]# # # # #[/b][b] [/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines [/b]
[b]one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. [/b]
[b]If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG [/b]
[b]one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. [/b]
[b]If you had purchased $1000 of shares in [/b]Lehman Brothers
[b] one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.[/b]

[b]But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer [/b]
[b]one year ago, drank all the beer, [/b]
[b]then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, [/b]
[b]you will have received $214.00.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
Based on the above, the best current investment plan
[b]is to drink heavily & recycle. [/b]
[b] It's called the 401-Keg.[/b]
Quote:


[i]Mary [/i]

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indigoonlatigo(at)msn.com
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:06 am    Post subject: New Stock Market Terms Reply with quote
Excellent post C couldn't agree more...but you forgot what you would have after investing 150-200K into an RV10. One nice airplane worth a hell of a lot more than that stupid paper which is now worth so little.
 
Keep pluggin away. Or rivetting away.
 
Can't wait till they take away the gas tax and start taxing us on miles driven or miles flown. Sarcasm!
 
NEW ZEALAND HERE I COME.
 
Do NOt Archive
 
From: steveg(at)redmondair.com
To: eric(at)redmondair.com; rv10-list(at)matronics.com; brucesnook(at)redmondair.com
Subject: FW: New Stock Market Terms
Date: Thu C 26 Feb 2009 07:30:43 -0800

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Subject: FW: NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

 

  
[b]New[/b] Stock Market Terms

[b][b] [/b][/b][b]CEO[/b][b] – Chief [/b]Embezzlement[b] Officer[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]



[b] [/b][b]CFO[/b][b] -  Corporate Fraud Officer[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]


[b] [/b][b]BULL MARKET[/b][b] – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius[/b]
 
[b] [/b][b]BEAR MARKET[/b][b] – a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance C the wife gets no jewelry C and the husband gets no sex.[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b][b]VALUE INVESTING[/b][b] – The art of buying low and selling lower.[/b]
[b][b]      [/b][/b]
[b]P/E RATIO[/b][b] – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market  keeps crashing.[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]BROKER[/b][b] – What my [/b]financial planner[b] has made me.[/b]
[b][b]      [/b][/b]
STANDARD & POOR[b] – Your life in a nutshell.[/b]
[b][b]      [/b][/b]
[b]STOCK ANALYST[/b][b] – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.[/b]
[b][b]      [/b][/b]
[b]STOCK SPLIT[/b][b] – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]MARKET CORRECTION[/b][b] – The day after you buy stocks.[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]CASH FLOW[/b][b] – The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.[/b]
[b][b]      [/b][/b]
YAHOO[b] – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]WINDOWS[/b][b] – What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.[/b]
[b][b]      [/b][/b]
[b]INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR[/b][b] – Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.[/b]
[b]   [/b]
[b] [/b][b]PROFIT[/b][b] – an [/b]archaic word[b] no longer in use.[/b]
 
 LIQUIDITY - When you look at your investments and wet your pants.

 


[b]#     #     #     #      #[/b][b]  [/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]
[b] If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines [/b]
[b]one year ago C you will have $49.00 today. [/b]
[b]If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG [/b]
[b]one year ago C you will have $33.00 today. [/b]
[b]If you had purchased $1000 of shares in [/b]Lehman Brothers
[b] one year ago C you will have $0.00 today.[/b]
 
[b]But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer [/b]
[b]one year ago C drank all the beer C [/b]
[b]then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund C [/b]
[b]you will have received $214.00.[/b]
[b][b]     [/b][/b]
 Based on the above C the best current investment plan
[b]is to drink heavily & recycle.   [/b]
[b] It's called the   401-Keg.[/b]
Quote:
 

 
[i]Mary [/i]

 
[quote][b]

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dlm46007(at)cox.net
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:18 am    Post subject: New Stock Market Terms Reply with quote
Heil 0bama. Is that spelled with a number or a letter?

From: owner-rv10-list-server(at)matronics.com [mailto:owner-rv10-list-server(at)matronics.com] On Behalf Of Steve
Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2009 8:31 AM
To: 'Eric'; rv10-list(at)matronics.com; 'BRUCE SNOOK'
Subject: FW: New Stock Market Terms




Subject: FW: NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS




[b]New[/b] Stock Market Terms

[b][b] [/b][/b][b]CEO[/b][b] – Chief [/b]Embezzlement[b] Officer[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]



[b] [/b][b]CFO[/b][b] - Corporate Fraud Officer[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]


[b] [/b][b]BULL MARKET[/b][b] – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius[/b]

[b] [/b][b]BEAR MARKET[/b][b] – a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b][b] [/b]
[b] [/b][b]VALUE INVESTING[/b][b] – The art of buying low and selling lower.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]P/E RATIO[/b][b] – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]BROKER[/b][b] – What my [/b]financial planner[b] has made me.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
STANDARD & POOR[b] – Your life in a nutshell.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]STOCK ANALYST[/b][b] – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]STOCK SPLIT[/b][b] – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]MARKET CORRECTION[/b][b] – The day after you buy stocks.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]CASH FLOW[/b][b] – The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
YAHOO[b] – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] [/b][b]WINDOWS[/b][b] – What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b]INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR[/b][b] – Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.[/b]
[b] [/b]
[b] [/b][b]PROFIT[/b][b] – an [/b]archaic word[b] no longer in use.[/b]

LIQUIDITY - When you look at your investments and wet your pants.




[b]# # # # #[/b][b] [/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
[b] If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines [/b]
[b]one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. [/b]
[b]If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG [/b]
[b]one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. [/b]
[b]If you had purchased $1000 of shares in [/b]Lehman Brothers
[b] one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.[/b]

[b]But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer [/b]
[b]one year ago, drank all the beer, [/b]
[b]then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, [/b]
[b]you will have received $214.00.[/b]
[b][b] [/b][/b]
Based on the above, the best current investment plan
[b]is to drink heavily & recycle. [/b]
[b] It's called the 401-Keg.[/b]
Quote:


[i]Mary [/i]


[quote][b]

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