BitterlichMG(at)cherrypoi
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 Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:01 pm Post subject: Rules for Jewels |
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Rules every Pilot should know about:
1. I am in the Navy, and am thus a better pilot than you are.
2. I am a U.S. Marine Corps Aviator, suck it up or I'll rip off your head and ___ down the hole.
3. I am in the Air Force and I am a WAY better pilot than you are.
4. I am in the Army, and I suck. (Sorry.... Army Pilots actually RULE!)
5. I fly Aerobatics, so I am a better pilot than you are.
6. I learned in the military, so I am a better pilot than YOU CAN EVER BE!
7. I wear a flight suit, so people will think #6 is true, and even if it is not, make it a rule anyway.
8. I fly heavy iron, so I am a better pilot than you are.
9. I carry more passengers, so I am a better pilot than you are.
10. I am a bush pilot, so I am a better pilot than you are.
11. I have gonads, need I say more?
12. I fly WW-II Combat Aircraft, so I am a better pilot than you are.
13. I OWN a WW-II Combat Aircraft, wanna-be's need not apply.
And last but not least:
14. I fly REAL ACM/BCM taught by the military, and not only am I better pilot than you are,
you can't even begin to learn what I know, and if you are stupid enough to try it, you will DIE!
If I left anyone out, feel free to add to the list.
Hey, you're ALL better Pilots than I am, but my Dad can beat your Dad ANYTIME.
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