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pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:54 am Post subject: Sir Joseph Lucas: "The Prince of Darkness"

To all those who have having electrical pump problems.   This may be the information you need, forwarded to me by a mate who is  an  ex NZAF flight engineer. I would stress that  this electrical theory does  not only apply to English Electrical  Components. It is applicable to  everything that needs `smoke` to make it work.

  

 Pat

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I have only a limited        knowledge of such things; however a reliable correspondent asserts they        are true.  I do believe this        theory to be absolutely proven.  Actually, Sir Joseph Lucas is commonly known as        The Prince of Darkness."       

       

As written by the Prince        of Smoke himself...       

       

ELECTRICAL THEORY BY        JOSEPH LUCAS       

       

Positive ground depends        on proper circuit functioning, which is the

transmission of negative        ions by retention of the visible spectral

manifestation known as        "smoke".       

       

Smoke is the thing that        makes electrical circuits work.  We know this to be

true because        every time one lets the smoke out of an electrical circuit, it

stops        working.  This can be verified repeatedly through empirical        testing.       

       

For example, if one        places a copper bar across the terminals of a battery,

prodigious        quantities of smoke are liberated and the battery shortly ceases

to        function.  In addition, if one observes smoke escaping from an        electrical

component such as a Lucas voltage regulator, it will also be        observed that

the component no longer functions.  The logic is        elementary and inescapable!       

       

The function of the        wiring harness is to conduct the smoke from one device

to        another.  When the wiring springs a leak and lets all the smoke out        of the

system, nothing works afterward.       

       

Starter motors were        considered unsuitable for British motorcycles for some

time largely        because they consumed large quantities of smoke, requiring very unsightly        large wires.       

       

It has been reported that        Lucas electrical components are possibly more

prone to electrical        leakage than their Bosch, Japanese or American

counterparts.         Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British, and

all things        British leak.  British engines leak oil, British shock        absorbers,

hydraulic forks and disk brake systems leak fluid, British        tires leak air

and British Intelligence leaks national defense        secrets.       

       

Therefore, it follows        that British electrical systems must leak smoke.  Once

again, the        logic is clear and inescapable.       

       

In conclusion, the basic        concept of transmission of electrical energy in the

form of smoke        provides a logical explanation of the mysteries of        electrical

components - especially British units manufactured by Joseph        Lucas, Ltd.       

       

And remember:  "A        gentleman does not motor about after dark, he stays home and drinks        warm beer from his Lucas refrigerator."       

       

Joseph        Lucas       

(1842-1903)       

       

       

       



        



                                                        

   Release Date:  08/31/10 11:34:00

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Thom Riddle

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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:05 am Post subject: Re: Sir Joseph Lucas:

Pat,



Having endured Lucas' Magic in several English vehicles over the years, I can confirm the apparent truth in the retained smoke theory. However, sometimes the smoke gets away without notice, but the device still dies.



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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:43 pm Post subject: Re: Sir Joseph Lucas:

well!! that's the work of The Prince of Darkness (Sir Lucas)

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