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BillLeff1(at)aol.com
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:47 am    Post subject: No Title Reply with quote

Yea, but he will help you restart it: Right? Sorry guys, inside joke.

Merry Christmas!

Bill Leff

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From: "Steele, Bob" <Bob.Steele(at)kzf.com>
To: commander-list(at)matronics.com
Sent: Wed, Dec 22, 2010 23:51:37 GMT+00:00
Subject: RE:



Not the one you are looking for - but still funny!

Santa and the FAA

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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from
the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before
Christmas

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when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and
bathe all the reindeer. Santa got out his logbook and made sure all
his

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paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked
the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph's nose. He
painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the
sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in
and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the
compass.

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Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell
you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."



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