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beauford

Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 127
Location: Brandon, FL

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 4:27 am Post subject: Hi

Gee, Al...   what a rotten shame....    and did anyone ever tell you... you

don't even LOOK Nigerian....   amazing!



Scammers like our buddy "Al" find us more easily when we forget to execute

the request which I believe ought to automatically go on every e-mail sent

on the net...

quote:

If you forward this e-mail, please remove my name before sending it...  I

promise to do the same for you...

Thanks...

unquote.



Venting beauford

FF-076

Brandon, FL

DO NOT ARCHIVE



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George Myers

Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Posts: 76
Location: San Marcos, Texas

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:20 am Post subject: Hi

If anybody is actually in that situation just head for your friendly

American Embassy. They WILL help and make you proud to be from the US.

Been there & done that.

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pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 8:51 am Post subject: Hi

<< I made a quick trip  to London, UK and I was attack by some hoodlums and 

I had my bag stolen from me with my passport and credit cards in it.>>



Dear Al,

serves you right. You should never go to London unless you wish to be 

attacked.

You cannot step outside the Savoy these days without some ner-do-well 

removing your fingers  with a chain cutter to steal the rings from it.

Robbers have often been known to cut  the pearl from your belly button  or 

the diamond from your nostril with a Stanley Knife while you wait for a bus.

It is no good going to the police. They are almost entirely working with the 

thieves. The Police will direct someone who asks the way down a dark alley 

where they will be attacked,beaten up and robbed.They then share their ill 

gotten gains between them.

The tourists `hot` spots like the Tower of London or Buckingham Palace are 

worst. I have myself been attacked by a `Beefeater` at the Tower. I was 

battered on the head and held at the point of a pike while another 

`Beefeater` colleague  robbed me.



The only consolation is that everywhere else is so much worse. My wife had a 

Druid leap upon her while walking around Stonehenge and a turbulent priest 

stole her handbag in Canterbury Cathedral.

Other countries are much, much worse.

The best advice you can accept is to stay home in Nigeria where everyone is 

a friend and you can always borrow someones computer to send silly messages 

to the rest of the world.

P J L

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Richard Pike

Joined: 09 Jan 2006
Posts: 1669
Location: Blountville, Tennessee

Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 12:07 pm Post subject: Re: Hi

Hi, my name is Al, I have an urgent business proposal for you.



Richard Pike

MKIII N420P (420ldPoops)



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Arty Trost

Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 203
Location: Sandy, Oregon

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:16 am Post subject: Hi

Pat -



Your reply was hysterical!  I laughed so hard my husband came over to see what was going on. Thanks for lightening up my day. (I was a little down since it's raining and I can't go flying.)



Arty Trost

Sandy, Oregon



www.LessonsFromTheEdge.com/uladventure2009.htm

 

 "Life's a daring adventure or nothing"

                       Helen Keller

 

 "I refuse to tip toe through life just to arrive safely at death."



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From: Pat Ladd <pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com>

Subject: Re: Hi

To: kolb-list(at)matronics.com

Date: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 9:49 AM



--> Kolb-List message posted by: "Pat Ladd" <[url=/mc/compose?to=pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com]pj.ladd(at)btinternet.com[/url]>



<< I made a quick trip  to London, UK and I was attack by some hoodlums and I had my bag stolen from me with my passport and credit cards in it.>>



Dear Al,

serves you right. You should never go to London unless you wish to be attacked.

You cannot step outside the Savoy these days without some ner-do-well removing your  fingers  with a chain cutter to steal the rings from it.

Robbers have often been known to cut  the pearl from your belly button  or the diamond from your nostril with a Stanley Knife while you wait for a bus.

It is no good going to the police. They are almost entirely working with the thieves. The Police will direct someone who asks the way down a dark alley where they will be attacked,beaten up and robbed.They then share their ill gotten gains between them.

The tourists `hot` spots like the Tower of London or Buckingham Palace are worst. I have myself been attacked by a `Beefeater` at the Tower. I was battered on the head and held at the point of a pike while another `Beefeater` colleague  robbed me.



The only consolation is that everywhere else is so much worse. My wife had a Druid leap upon her while walking around Stonehenge and a turbulent priest stole her handbag in Canterbury Cathedral.

Other countries are  much, much worse.

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