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This was sent by accident. Sorry Matt.
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From: amg3636(at)hotmail.com
Subject: FW: ha ha
Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:05:36 -0400
From: iflyse5(at)commspeed.net
Subject: ha ha
Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 06:51:20 -0700
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Hell of a Day
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
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"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
“But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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