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dltafolk(at)sbcglobal.net
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 Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:04 pm Post subject: Plan to Save Bankrupt Airlines |
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Thats why we have poker runs for the fast boats on the delta...Hooters work!
Craig
css nico <nico(at)cybersuperstore.com> wrote:
A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking anyway. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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sather(at)charter.net
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| Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:32 pm Post subject: Plan to Save Bankrupt Airlines |
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Hooter's by my knowledge isn't bankrupt either. Always follow success.
Bobby
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